Britney. Freaking. Spears. I’ve only wanted to go to a Britney Spears concert since I was 8 years old. Actually, when I was 8 years old, I wanted to BE Britney Spears. There’s video to prove that (below) with some less-than-impressive 8-year-old singing and choreography, too. I’ve always been *extremely* graceful. Just kidding. Not graceful….